shadoomhedgehog
turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

turbro:

blighttown-at-5fps-while-invaded:

therekunoing:

How does this even happen? I have to get most legendaries beaten to an inch of their life, asleep, with every button pressed and my first born sacrificed for some catches. And TPP just throws a ball at full HP and catches a fucking shiny Zekrom like it aint even a thing.

WHAT

There is a .0000014% chance of this happening, I can’t fucking believe it

serket8itch
algebra666:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

make a movie about this queen

algebra666:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

make a movie about this queen

fuckyeahwomenprotesting
algebra666:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

make a movie about this queen

algebra666:

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

make a movie about this queen

marxreincarnation
theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

sailtowardthehorizon:


white tumblr. tho

But I’m German, French, Scottish, Irish, and part native mayonnaisian.

Well, I agree with the point that they are all white skinned (though I don’t know why it’s wrong to know about your heritage), and their club should have people of different colors in it. I’m wondering, though, if they’re from different cliques. I had the same idea, assuming the clique thing is true, to create a diversity club at my high school. Granted, I never did it, but the first thing that came to my mind, concerning the alleged club’s purpose, was that people of different cliques- jocks, nerds, preps, whoever- could just go there and know more about the people in the cliques than just the stereotypes. Perhaps they did that there. Or, as many of you have assumed, they are, indeed, only crackers who thought having 9 shades of pallidity in their club was any sort of diversity. Who knows.

thats kinda the point theres 9 white people in a “diversity” club thats the joke

theangelstooktheimpalato221b:

sailtowardthehorizon:

white tumblr. tho

But I’m German, French, Scottish, Irish, and part native mayonnaisian.

Well, I agree with the point that they are all white skinned (though I don’t know why it’s wrong to know about your heritage), and their club should have people of different colors in it. I’m wondering, though, if they’re from different cliques. I had the same idea, assuming the clique thing is true, to create a diversity club at my high school. Granted, I never did it, but the first thing that came to my mind, concerning the alleged club’s purpose, was that people of different cliques- jocks, nerds, preps, whoever- could just go there and know more about the people in the cliques than just the stereotypes. Perhaps they did that there. Or, as many of you have assumed, they are, indeed, only crackers who thought having 9 shades of pallidity in their club was any sort of diversity. Who knows.

thats kinda the point theres 9 white people in a “diversity” club thats the joke